hey, it's april.

I am so fucking obsessed with these molasses cookies. Like fuck, I’ve had a lot of molasses cookies in my day and this shit is just ridiculous. No other molasses cookie can even try to compare. It’s probably not healthy that I eat at least 4 a week. At least. #selfiestories @actioncookies

I am so fucking obsessed with these molasses cookies. Like fuck, I’ve had a lot of molasses cookies in my day and this shit is just ridiculous. No other molasses cookie can even try to compare. It’s probably not healthy that I eat at least 4 a week. At least. #selfiestories @actioncookies

Playing basically a hipster version of Iris today. #funnyordie

Playing basically a hipster version of Iris today. #funnyordie

Why can’t I just shower IN coffee? That’s gotta be good for you, right? It certainly would be efficient… Maybe someday when I’m rich… A girl can dream. #selfiestories

Why can’t I just shower IN coffee? That’s gotta be good for you, right? It certainly would be efficient… Maybe someday when I’m rich… A girl can dream. #selfiestories

NSFW: Good morning shower coffee

NSFW: Good morning shower coffee

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Glazed donut maple syrup bacon cheeseburgers: worth it. (at The Escondite (Hideout))

Sex Criminals #7 😍

Sex Criminals #7 😍

Reporting live from… in front of this painting. #punkrockapriloneil

Reporting live from… in front of this painting. #punkrockapriloneil

#tbt to topless racing Segways with @MSharp3D on the playa

#tbt to topless racing Segways with @MSharp3D on the playa

Brunch with the babe and of course Dagny isn’t paying attention..

Brunch with the babe and of course Dagny isn’t paying attention..